I c&p'd this from elsewhere , its a letter to Manuel Pellegrini , and i must stress this isnt me moaning again .
I just think its hilarious:
Poor old Citeh, trounced by manure, team in dissaray, manager on the brink etc etc. But wait! Help is at hand!! Fat boy and his merry men are about to lend a helping hand this sunday. We shall not! Fight you on the beaches, we shall not come out of our half at all at any point. We will lie down after conceding the first goal and we will improve your goal difference immensely. Do not worry your grey head about team selections for we will be playing 11 behind the ball at all times. Joe Hart will indeed be redundant throughout proceedings. In short mr pellegrini your job will be safe for another week at least and some pressure will be taken off your shoulders. Have no fear about interviews after your triumphant display as our man has a script already at hand explaining how brilliant you were. Au revoir my long beeked friend and remember we are West Ham, the club that keeps on giving.
:)