elmoputney

Well the results are in from week one weigh in, 😬😬😬😬😜😜😜😜 -5lb down to 21st 9lb 😁😁😁😁 I'll take that for week 1, still a long weigh 😳 to go but a solid start Cheers all 👍

Well it's Friday and I've done pretty well so far this week,today I've managed to refuse point blank a kebab from the best kebab van in the world and I didn't go to the canteen for fish and chip Friday 😲😬😬😬 Willpower mode on 😣

He's a bit like Glenn hoddle this one Lots of ball control but a bit of a dribbler ⚽ 😂😂😂😂😂

No that's what I said but little ruder 😁😁

The spod braid performed about 10lb below breaking strain on the tackle box line test, I didn't see that til after I had bought it though, it snapped a few times gently lobbing a spomb 6 wraps 😲

It works if you pee on a jellyfish sting 😁 probably though it's ammonia innit, will probably do it by accident anyway the aim isn't what it used to be 😁😁😁

Future carping stopped selling the actor bait boat, I think there were some issues with the last batch tbh, I also decided against going to the darkside 😁

Gardner will be better, I've gone off fox stuff since the exocet spod braid debacle (not fit for purpose) in Gardner I trust 👍

I ve already scratched it lol, it's swollen up like a good un I've put some bite cream and taken an antihistamine so hopefully will settle, I'm gonna get my bug zapper out tonight 😁

I've put some bite cream on it that usually works, but might try that if it's still bad later

They must be waking up round here, I've already been savaged by a mosquito on my ankle whilst sleeping its proper swollen 😭😭😭😭😭

I have tried a couple of cheaper ones in the past they are usually not very good and splice like a pig, not worth scrimping on

As above avid one is pretty good, I used it before and it spliced well I am using Gardner camflex at the moment though I really like it, 👍

No you can do they are also not a bad substitute for real cheese, they also stop you eating loads cos they are a pain to unwrap 😁

It's how I imagine Northern life now, looks great fun 😁

I did kind of well yesterday, until I hit the cheese and oatcakes 5 turned into 10 late night 😲 not a kebab or nothing but still not good, I'm getting some cheese triangles today so that will give me my cheese fix, I just love the cheese 😲

I'm not sure nowadays tbh, I did see on fb that some aqua bivvies were fading and turning orange a little while ago,

Cyprinus typhoon range look a great bivvy for the money tbh, I have a bunker with 20000mm hh and I love it, I wouldn't mind a typhoon when I grow up 😁

That was a good one, I liked the chippy **** exercise one 😁

Not seen that will have a look

They are brilliant, love watching there videos so funny 😁

I quite like a crunchie Do you pair know Martin and Bex? 😀

I bet you lot eat them deep fried and call it a Wigan cake or something 😁

That is a serious amount of crunches well done 👍 Enjoy the yoga, namaste

Ive only had one cup of tea today been drinking the clear stuff 😬 Normally by now I would be hitting double figures I think, 😳 I think sugar in tea is one of the worst things, as I found that's what makes you crave lots, when I was healthier before it was one of the first things to go, sweeteners all taste horrible, would rather go without, but this morning I needed a hit 😁 Diet wise not been too bad today😁 3 protien shakes Chicken and spinach wrap Snack sized double decker(cupboard clearing still) 😲 Jerk seasoned Chicken breast, veggies, and cous cous tonight (work tea) Yoghurt And 2l of water so far pretty good day 👍