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Thank goodness it's Yonny with the laboratory , if was someone like Cyborx goodness knows what his twisted mind - oops , I mean fertile imagination would conjure up ! .
 

Well that's a shame Neil , but I bet you'll have more fun fishing with your lad .
 
Have a great day out together wherever you end up .
 
 

Cars yes but Millwall fans and their caravans ?
 
Don't think so

Ah good , I feel the need for a Bayeswater fix .
 
Stay safe , and empty the lake Neil .
 

O.K. , if I can't afford the cute little bunny  , my Wife says what dates is your Zoo open in August so we can bring the Grandchildren please ? .

Can I have the cute little white one for my wife please ?  .
 
TJ - is that the face of a little rascal , or what ? .

Just a few updates for anyone that might be interested ....
Starting with Tarquin and her babies , followed by Quackers who is about 2 months old

 
...and finally the Chickens trying out their new house
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thats what i thought when i saw snoozer with it so i nicked it hahaha!!

Hey NM as Cyborx says , can't you sidle up to someone in the pub and say " psst , wanna buy some Mountain Quail eggs " .
It's not as if the Mountain Quail is going to dob you in ! .

Well that's a shame , but I guess it's not worth the punishment if you go AWOL ! .

Well that's a shame , but I guess it's not worth the punishment if you go AWOL ! .

Life comes first, so take care of you and yours.
 
Hope everything goes ok for you

There is a high chance that I will be there this weekend at some point just have to make sure I get the rods out this time lol [emoji16] and don't worry if I do get down there I will keep the thread updated
 
 
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Are you off to Bayeswater this weekend Spr ? .
 
I need my weekly Bayeswater update ! .
 

Maybe this is the opportunity you have been waiting for Neal ? .
 
A midweek trip when families may have gone away on holiday , perhaps you will get a choice of swims ? .
 
Would you be fishing off your barrow , so you can move onto fish quickly ? - or get your lad to charge down to a newly vacated swim to " baggsie " it ! .
 

So the Chest Waders are not just to deter interest from Aliens , but to deliver you home to your Wife unmollested ? .
 
Who will feed the hungry Church Congregation ? .
 
I don't believe I'm saying this , but good luck catching Bream ! ! ! .

Crusian - I'm not sure I get it?
Was hoping it was going to be a child friendly Spanish Cathedral with a massive carp lake!!!
 
Bream went well except one of them turned into this!

 
Quite good fun on a 4 weight fly rod I nodded for him to use as a float rod [emoji39] [emoji39]

Ha ha! My predictive text makes itgoes into orgies! Says a lot about the sort of words I use most...... anyway I better prepare for tomorrow, wouldn't want a snotty blank..... [emoji85] [emoji86] [emoji87]

Hi Neal
 
I didn't have to work today , but I'm in Madrid .
 
I see nothing more has been posted since 9:52 , so either you're too busy haulin' , or you've fallen asleep ? .
 
Hopefully an update will arrive before bedtime ! .
 
Big smiley face

Who's Ron ? ? .
Lol

Oh yes I have waders ready and plan to get as intimate as I can [emoji15]

The aliens scared us away [emoji13] I think it's just life getting in the way mark, Neal lives a good distance away and I work away a lot, but as Newmarket said Neal is down there over the weekend and I think I'll be there next weekend *fingers crossed*
 
 
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Sorry to hear you had a bad experience Thomas .
 
Mud sticks I'm afraid and we are all guilty of it at times but not all fisheries are like that mate .
 
May I suggest a visit to any future lakes to introduce yourself before you fish in the future ?
 
I know you shouldn't have to but once the bailiffs see what a decent fella you are in sure there won't be a problem .
 
Best of luck in the future and don't let the bigots grind you down .

Hi Neal 
 
What you need is Dumbledores' Pensieve  ! .
 
Failing that what Yonny has already said about knowing your swim in intimate detail , but probably above all what Carpmachine has said ,  K.I.S.S. ( accept he said it much more politely !  ) .
 
Can I be cheeky and ask for a P.M. regarding  the whereabouts of your local lake please ?  .   

Yes makes total sense and no he was fishing an area in an area [emoji12]