spr1985 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 This is where I am cleverer than a clever thing having a particularly clever day.... Whatever I order gets delivered to work. Pop it in the jam jar and drive home, leaving said items in the boot. Get up early while she is still lying in bed farting and snoring and sneak them down into the shed. Works every time. sounds like my missus [emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk phildalton1982 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salokcinnodrog Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 It was too good a deal to pass up , I'm now over £600 lighter though over the next 12 months NOW how do i get away with this with the Mrs lol Plenty of treats for her IF she does find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phildalton1982 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Plenty of treats for her IF she does find out!I said to my wife, as a treat because you found my stash of carp gear which i apparently had for ages you can come fishing, she declined.... Sent from my LG-H955 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welder Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 When my wife says "I've had it for ages" she really means just over an hour........ and there's so much fishing stuff in my garage that she'd never notice new stuff. My son also stores his gear in the garage and we're both strangers from the truth when appropriate............ Ian phildalton1982 and salokcinnodrog 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phildalton1982 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 When my wife says "I've had it for ages" she really means just over an hour........ and there's so much fishing stuff in my garage that she'd never notice new stuff. My son also stores his gear in the garage and we're both strangers from the truth when appropriate............ Ian Aren't we all Sent from my LG-H955 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smufter Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) When my wife says "I've had it for ages" she really means just over an hour........ Ian They're all the same Ian. We went to a wedding last Summer, I commented "new shoes?" "No, I've had these for ages" came the reply. "I wore them to Sue & Johns party earlier in the year, but you just don't remember". "Let me look at the sole" says I...................... unmarked!! She now rubs the sole of any new shoes she buys down the side wall or on the step outside the kitchen to scuff them up a bit. Edited January 6, 2017 by smufter salokcinnodrog, welder and spr1985 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spr1985 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 !! She now rubs the sole of any new shoes she buys down the side wall or on the step outside the kitchen to scuff them up a bit. Sounds devious! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] a* for ingenuity though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonny Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Whatever I order gets delivered to work. That's exactly what I do.... there's so much fishing stuff in my garage that she'd never notice new stuff. Snap! The more you buy, the easier it gets...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigewoodcock Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Just buy her 4 horses. What you spend on fishing gear will seem like the cheapest hobby ever!!!! welder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phildalton1982 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Think im lucky to have my wife, she says as long as the bills get paid(jointly) i can spend what i like Sent from my LG-H955 using Tapatalk David_Ridgers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salokcinnodrog Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Think im lucky to have my wife, she says as long as the bills get paid(jointly) i can spend what i like Sent from my LG-H955 using Tapatalk Careful, mine was like that, then look what happened I'm now single, and can spend what I like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phildalton1982 Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Careful, mine was like that, then look what happened I'm now single, and can spend what I like... Nah, think she loves me for some reason.... Ha ha Sent from my LG-H955 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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