The place I go to in France is up for sale.
http://www.theretreatlake.com/
I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Beautiful farmhouse with a two bedroomed cottage next door, together with a Gite that sleeps up to six (that's the part we rent).
Lake with carp to mid forties, and loads of land.
I think it's up for something silly like £325,000.00.
I'd have loads left over to employ somebody to maintain it and I'd live (and fish) there for 6 months of the year.
If only.