I'd ask the in-laws for the British translation for fackween pool, but they will just say something silly for the crack. I really should brush up on my Gaelic, seems a bit rude not being able to speak the indigenous languages of Britain. There is a carp fishery in North Wales I would like to fish called Celtic pools, there are a lot of Trout lakes in Wales, some of them are starting to go in to the big fish market, looks good. Some of the lakes in and around Snowdon are worth a visit for the scenery alone, probably a bit to high up for a carp fishery, but the Trout lakes look like something you would see in Canada. I really would give Celtic lakes a visit if you can. http://www.celticlakesresort.com/