Ha! Shhhh, "P's cheese" is a secret. If Mrs finds out I'm doomed.
Bananas mushed up in cheese paste has really rocked some tricky waters.
N-butyric is dead simple, Chop up some spuds, no need to be neat. Put them into a large glass jar with tight lid. Cover with water.....rain, puddle, pond, ditch......dirtier the better. Then, have a really good nasal snort...........go for it........get deep.........cough a bit.........clear your throat.........now........spit it all into the jar....
Put the lid on tight. Leave for a fourtnight.
Job did.
For the love of all that is good and Holy..................Do this outside, NEVER in the house.
Never!!!
If anyone wants a better written, step by step guide for making N-Butyric acid lemme know and I'll write one up.
Edit: Puke is awesome, especially baby vom.