I know what you mean mate, there are some shockers out there.
You may want to have a look at Clearwater lakes - I think they advertise on here? I went there about 3 years ago (when it was run by Kev and Carol - now under new ownership). Although I fished the main lake (Spring Lake) I'd hired the cottage for the wife and little 'un. The cottage is absolutely spot-on - really nicely done out! (No pool though). Mill lake was always the runs water - max of two fishing it - and that's very close to the cottage - Spring lake is a fair bit further.
I'm interested in the sort of venue you mention - let me know if you find anything please!