As for feeling precious or mentioning convicts lol
No one here in Aus cares
I'm from Stafford in the Midlands
I have had my fair share of being called Pommy C, Pommy B, Pommy F, It peed me off in the very beginning but I quickly learned it means nothing in all reality
If you react or get all politically correct over here your screwed lol
I've been here in Western Australia 8 years and really miss freshwater fishing but I now know of a Perch fishing location 4 hrs drive from here and a location for catching some freshwater carp species here
As for releasing viruses into waterways that is stupid being polite.